What's that tool? It's a macguffin, sir

When, when will someone write a novel about business intelligence? I can see it now. Amazon will try to sell me From Here to Analysis, Data in the Afternoon, and Lolita, DBA.

But titles are easy. Writing the novel might be tough, since the author would have to run on sheer imagination. There's no apparent intrigue. The BI crowd plays it safe. Forget sex.…