"Going forward" has been discontinued

The Datadoodle vice president of diction has issued an order.

Actually, he's fed up. The other day in the break room, he was seen holding his head in his hands as if it were about to burst from the absorbed vacuity. It's an occupational hazard: Every day, he absorbs words and expressions that have no other function than to impress or obfuscate. But we di…